StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• A series of global protests against BP will take place today in over 50 world cities.
• New legislation is forcing Amtrak to come up with plans to allow passengers to carry guns on commuter trains or face shutdown.
• Republican anger over the health care legislation debate could lead to Obama's pick to head Medicare to be blocked.
• Australian farmers are facing a horde of locusts which could damage the world's wheat supply.
• The FDA wants to regulate consumer-level genetic tests, saying they qualify as medical devices.