StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• 13 are suspected dead in a US missile attack in Pakistan's North Waziristan region.
• President Obama is once again calling for the release of Myanmar opposition leader Aung San Suu Kyi on the occasion of her 65th birthday.
• The European Union has approved tough new sanctions on Iran, including a ban on new oil and gas investment.
• Russian President Dmitri Medvedev is pushing the Ruble as the world's new reserve currency.
• A new Pew survey shows adults are just as likely to text and drive as teenagers are.