StupidiNews!

• BP's "cut and cap" procedure has been completed, but it will take some time to know how much of the oil flow has been redirected to surface ships.
• The Pentagon's head of US Cyber Command says Department of Defense computer networks are under constant bombardment.
• With Egypt opening the border with Gaza, Palestinians are rushing to get badly needed medical care.
• Manhattan real estate buyers are looking to turn condos back into rental apartments, reversing the trend of the last ten years.
• The EU's latest effort to crack down on internet child porn could mean monitoring every internet search in Europe.