StupidiNews!

• Several senators on the Environment and Public Works committee will travel to the Gulf Coast today to witness the damage to wetlands.
• Over 12,000 Minnesota nurses walked off the job yesterday for a one-day strike to demand better conditions and pay.
• Democrats have defeated Alaska GOP Sen. Lisa Murkowski's efforts to strip the EPA of greenhouse gas regulation authority.
• FIFA President Sepp Blatter realizes his dream to bring the world's biggest sporting event to Africa as the 2010 FIFA World Cup opens today in Johannesburg.
• Scientists have discovered a way to get quantum computing technology out of cheaper LEDs rather than more expensive lasers.