StupidiNews!

• Former Afghanistan theater commander Gen. Stanley McChrystal announced he will be retiring, no date has been set.
• New York Democratic Rep. Nita Lowery says "not one more dime" for Afghanistan until matters of corruption have been settled.
• A candidate for governor of Mexico's border state of Tamaulipas has been assassinated by one of Mexico's powerful drug cartels.
• Google may go dark in China if the country refuses to renew the search engine's operating license later this year over censorship issues.
• The White House is backing the FCC's wireless broadband plan to use the now empty analog TV spectrum for internet.