To sum up the last seven weeks:
Village: "Why isn't Obama angry enough about the oil spill?"
Obama: "I don't work like that."
Village: "Obama needs to be angry. We want a president who feels our frustration and anger. Obama is a robot."
Obama: "After sixteen years of Clinton feeling our pain and Bush swaggering like a cowboy, it's nice to have a logical president."
Village: "We are angry that Obama isn't angry! We demand that Obama feels our pain and swaggers like a cowboy."
Obama: "You know, you Village guys attacked me when I showed passion during the campaign. You said I came across as an angry black man and America wasn't going to like that. You said I needed to be a uniter, not a divider. So now I'm showing how cool and collected I am."
Village: "But Obama's PRESIDENT now. It's different. We want angry Daddy!"
Obama: "Fine. I need to know whose ass to kick then."
Village: "OH MY GOD IT'S ANGRY BLACK PRESIDENT! HOW UN-PRESIDENTIAL! GET TO THE PANIC ROOM! WHAT IS HE THINKING BEING ALL SCARY LIKE THAT?!?!"
Obama: "...dammit."
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
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