StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• BP plans to try to fit a new, tighter fitting cap on the Deepwater Horizon geyser that could stop the spill.
• The death toll from a twin suicide bombing in Pakistan has reached 102.
• The push to raise the retirement age to 70 under new Social Security rules is gaining a lot of steam.
• A US probe into doping in pro cycling is growing to include a significant number of riders and team captains.
• New measurements of the size of protons either means science has to look at atoms differently, or change quantum mechanics.