StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• The death toll in Pakistan's deadly flooding has now topped 800 as officials search for survivors in the country's remote frontier.
• Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi's government is in danger of dissolving as the Italian parliament begins deserting him over several scandals.
• BP will try a "static kill" procedure on Tuesday to finish off the well cap in the Gulf of Mexico.
• A federal antitrust investigation into the country's nearly $3 trillion municipal bond market is heating up in New York.
• Blackberry maker RIM hopes to get into the tablet market later this year with the "Blackpad".