StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• A 100-square mile chunk of Greenland's ice shelf has broken off of the island's Petermann Glacier.
• Wyoming's GOP Gov. Dave Freudenthal is threatening to sell part of the Grand Teton National Park unless his state gets federal aid to close its education budget gap.
• As many as 31,000 clean-up workers may have been affected by the toxic oil and chemicals from the Gulf oil spill.
• The Obama administration may be considering lifting the Cuba travel embargo on students and academics.
• A federal appeals court has ruled that police must have a warrant to track suspects by GPS.