StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• A second wave of flooding in Pakistan is putting as many as 20 million people at risk...
• ...as well as raising the fears of the Pakistani government collapsing due to massive political unrest.
• After 900 years, Venice, Italy may be getting its first female gondolier.
• Ten-year Treasury notes have fallen to their lowest yield in sixteen months on word the Fed is buying debt.
• Wikileaks plans to release another 15,000 Afghan War documents in the near future despite heavy criticism.