StupidiNews!

• 1,300 are now confirmed dead as Pakistan's military continues to deal with rescuing people from deadly flooding.
• Scientists are close to perfecting a cancer-detecting breath test.
• The Federal Reserve has announced plans to buy some $300 billion in treasuries to power the sputtering recovery.
• As the UK's austerity measures begin, the country faces a sputtering recovery of its own.
• Researchers say new car tire sensors aren't very secure and could be used to feed bad data to your car's computer...or worse.