StupidiNews!

• 33 Chilean miners are alive inside a shelter in a collapsed mine, but it may take literally months to reach them.
• UK's Defense Minister is the latest official to weigh in on EA's controversial "Medal of Honor" game featuring the Taliban.
• California is under increasing pressure to sell state park land to real estate developers to close its massive budget gap and to relieve urban growth strain.
• Some investors fear a massive bond market bubble is forming that may cause untold havoc when bursting.
• Most migrating animals are just playing follow the leader, meaning that knowing when to go means being in charge.