StupidiNews!

• President Obama will give his second Oval Office speech tonight, this time to mark the end of combat operations in Iraq.
• An Illinois state legislator is pushing for not just high speed rail but 150+ mph bullet trains along the Midwest.
• Alaska's Libertarian party has voted not to put Sen. Lisa Murkowski on their ticket should it come to that.
• Ireland's faltering economy is leaving behind empty hotels and financial ruin in the wake of its devastated tourism industry.
• Google is introducing its "Priority Inbox" feature for enterprise and home users of its Gmail service.