Gregory: Welcome everyone to Recovery Summer! What the hell is wrong?Funny how that works, the one President in the last 22 years that didn't inherit or start a war in the Middle East balanced the budget. I wonder if there's a correlation...
Bloomberg: Well Democrats won’t cut spending and the GOP won’t raise taxes and nobody knows what the future holds so no one hires anyone
Gregory: people won’t spend so employers won’t hire and so people won’t spend
Greenspan: our problem is that America doesn’t make anything anymore - we just shuffle financial papers around
Gregory: hey that’s very lucrative
Greenspan: that’s true
Gregory: how can we reinflate the housing bubble?
Greenspan: it’s touch and go
Gregory: Ed America has run out of money
Rendell: we need stimulus and re-build infrastructure and that’s perfect because we can do both at once
Bloomberg: the stimulus went to buy flat screen tvs
Gregory: what is the unemployment level
Greenspan: it’s half past Matlock
Gregory: what does that mean?
Greenspan: the unemployment I caused is very tragic
Gregory: Mike should we let the tax cuts for the rich expire?
Bloomberg: oh no it’s much too risky
Rendell: we raised taxes in 1993 and created 23 million jobs
Bloomberg: yeah but Bill Clinton cheated by not starting any wars
Sunday, August 1, 2010
Sunday Funnies: Economy Of Words Edition
Uncle Alan and Mike Bloomberg explain it all in this week's Bobblespeaks.
StupidiTags(tm):
Afghanistan,
Economic Stupidity,
Iran,
Military Stupidity,
Village Stupidity,
Washington Stupidity
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