StupidiNews!

• A fierce storm that possibly contained a tornado ripped through Manhattan last night, leaving thousands without power.
• A Pakistani politician has been murdered in London outside his home after years of being a fugitive from his home country.
• The Senate has finally passed a bill to help small businesses with lending and tax breaks over a summer-long Republican filibuster.
• President Obama is expected to officially announce Elizabeth Warren's role as adviser to the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau.
• Samsung is planning to bring its Android-based Galaxy tablet to all four major wireless carriers.