StupidiNews!

• White House sources are saying Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel is out as of Friday, pursuing election as Chicago's mayor.
• The Mayor of the Mexican town of Tancitaro is the 11th mayor to be murdered by drug cartels this year.
• A new study shows many of the coastal Atlantic states can be powered by offshore wind farms.
• Kim Jong-il's youngest son Kim Jong-un has been appointed as a four-star general, in a move that many expect the younger Kim to be his father's successor.
• Blackberry maker RIM has unveiled its iPad competitor, a dual-core Flash-powered "professional" tablet called the PlayBook.