StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Flooding from North Carolina to New England is slowly receding after the remnants of Tropical Storm Nicole dropped as many as 20 inches of rain.
• Growing tensions between the US and Pakistan continue to get worse as drone strikes and Pakistani protests increase.
• The US is scrambling to apologize to Guatemala after evidence that American scientists deliberately infected people with syphilis there after WW II emerged this week.
• California may finally have a budget as early as the middle of next week according to reports.
• Microsoft has sued Motorola, claiming that the Android mobile OS is guilty of patent infringement.