StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Drill workers have finally reached the chamber where 33 Chilean miners have been trapped in a collapsed mine for over two months.
• A 100 days overdue, California's budget has passed the state legislature where it heads for Gov. Schwarzenegger's desk...and more line-item veto cuts.
• Arab League leaders are desperately trying to keep Israeli-Palestinian peace talks alive as both sides are threatening to pull out.
• The Obama administration may recommend a national ban on using cell phones while driving.
• Microsoft's move to corner the in-game advertising market has hit a "Massive" wall.