StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• At least 20 are dead in a coal mine explosion in China, leaving 17 more miners trapped.
• The US Army will try the first of five soldiers accused of killing Afghan civilians for sport.
• UNC football coach Butch Davis has told his players to deactivate their Twitter accounts as the team is investigated by the NCAA.
• Ex-Countrywide Mortgage CEO Angelo Mozilo will settle his fraud charges from the SEC for a hefty $67.5 million.
• Only Canada has more expensive cell phone plans per minute than the US.