StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• The Texas Rangers have knocked off the Yankees in Game 6 of the ALCS to earn their first ever World Series trip.
• The US Navy has selected four submarines and 24 female officers to be among the first women to serve on submarines.
• Once thought to be an easy win for Republican Nikki Haley, SC's Governor's race has tightened significantly as Democrat Vince Shaheen closes late.
• The Treasury has garnered a 36% return on buying toxic mortgages so far.
• There's plenty of water on the moon according to scientists, but also calcium, magnesium, and mercury.