StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Somali pirates have seized another tanker, this time a Panamanian ship with a crew of 24.
• A new CBS/NY Times poll shows nearly two-thirds of Americans would back a candidate with little or no political experience, and two in seven a candidate with "extreme views".
• Saudi intelligence is credited with tipping off US law enforcement about yesterday's package bombs from Yemen.
• The flat screen TV price war continues as both Sony and Samsung look to drop prices ahead of a "miserable" holiday season.
• New TSA rules for patdowns for those who wish to forgo body scanners at airports are designed to make the new patdowns be "invasive" and "unpleasant".