StupidiNews!

• Emergency officials in Hungary are working to stop tons of toxic red mud from an aluminum plant leaking into the Danube River.
• Forbes Magazine has named First Lady Michelle Obama as the world's most powerful woman.
• Government scientists weren't allowed to tell the country about the worst case scenarios of the BP oil spill, a commission says.
• A national strike in Greece protesting even more austerity measures unveiled Monday has paralyzed the country.
• International internet providers will add some 13 terabits of additional bandwidth in 2010 as growth of the internet has leveled off.