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• All 33 miners and rescue personnel are safely out of the depths of the collapsed mine in Chile and are for the most part in surprisingly good health.
• Even with a slumping economy, the latest numbers from the Justice Department show violent and property crimes at their lowest level since 1973.
• First Lady Michelle Obama continues to hit the campaign trail for the Democrats as the one of the country's most popular political figures.
• A new Bloomberg poll shows 85% of Tea Party voters believe the economy will improve with Republicans in charge of Congress.
• Tracks found in Poland reveal the earliest dinosaurs may have roamed Earth 250 million years ago.