StupidiNews!

• A 7.7 magnitude earthquake off the coast of Sumatra has left at least 40 dead in Indonesia, and hundreds missing.
• A new study shows that microwave radiation from cell phone and cordless phone use may be tired to irregular heartbeats.
• Yet another Birther lawsuit against President Obama has been tossed out of court, this time in California.
• Ford has posted a record $1.7 billion third quarter profit as the leaner, meaner car company had impressive sales.
• The recession is catching up with self-appointed public decency groups like the Parents' Television Council as they've been forced to make staff cuts and worse.