StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Myanmar's military rulers have released peace activist Aung San Suu Kyi from house arrest.
• The Supreme Court has refused to stop implementation of DADT while the measure faces appeal proceedings.
• Kansas becomes the latest state to take a close look at the controversial Four Loko alcoholic energy drink.
• European central bankers are pushing Ireland to seek a Greek-style bailout within days.
• Scientists theorize that keeping soldiers' brains busy after an injury can prevent PTSD, and the tool of choice may be Tetris.