StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Scores are dead after flooding in Columbia has displaced hundreds of thousands and President Juan Manuel Santos has declared a national emergency.
• Ten years after the case was settled by the government, black farmers will finally receive payment for discrimination over farm loans.
• Scientists are starting to put together the depth of the problems in the Gulf of Mexico after the BP oil spill.
• The royal wedding of Britain's Prince William to Kate Middleton may add some $1 billion to the UK's economy in tourism.
• Oregon Dem Sen. Ron Wyden is taking aim at a new internet censorship bill he calls a "bunker-busting cluster bomb" of a law.