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• Sen. Lisa Murkowski is declaring victory in her write-in bid in Alaska, becoming the first write-in candidate to win in 50 years in the Senate.
• The first Gitmo detainee to face a civilian trial has been found guilty on only one of more than 280 counts, but the conspiracy conviction carries a 20-year to life sentence.
• The GOP controlled House wants to deny citizenship to children of undocumented immigrants under the 14th Amendment, saying it doesn't apply.
• German law enforcement officials are looking into a detonator device found on an Air Namibia flight headed for Berlin.
• Large Hadron Collider scientists have collected 38 anti-hydrogen atoms in a magnetic trap for study.