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• South Korea has deployed more artillery and rocket positions on Yeonpyeong Island and is vowing a "firm" response to North Korean belligerence.
• Ahead of an international scientific conference on climate change tomorrow, scientists are warning three billion people could lose access to water worldwide due to climate change.
• Haiti's elections yesterday continue to be marred by allegations of massive fraud and large protests.
• Ireland has agreed to a $113 billion bailout deal and has been given seven years to repay.
• Scientists continue to study Antarctic ice sheets to determine why the variance in local sea levels when a sheet breaks off.