StupidiNews, Christmas Weekend Edition!

• A series of bombings rocked the Nigerian city of Jos on Christmas Eve, dozens are dead, more wounded.
• Swiss and US scientists have a prototype solar reactor that turns water into hydrogen fuel.
• China is shifting gears ahead of Sudan's all but inevitable plan to split into two countries.
• West African leaders are warning that Ivory Coast strongman Laurent Gbagbo must step down as president or face possible military action.
• EA's Call of Duty: Black Ops has become the fastest video game to hit the billion mark in sales