StupidiNews!

• California gets a break from torrential winter rains, but only until later this weekend.
• Congressional Democrats have included a measure to prevent the President from closing Gitmo in the spending package he has signed.
• Ahead of WikiLeaks' promised reveal of information that could cause Bank of America executives to "resign", the company is buying up domain names critical of top execs.
• Aggressive deals and holiday discounts have boosted holiday online sales by 15% over last year.
• The FCC plans to approve the merge between Comcast and NBC Universal...with some strings attached.