StupidiNews,Weekend Edition!

A Chinese high speed train has set a record of just short of 300 MPH.
Federal law enforcement officials routinely track "persons of interest" by credit card, cell phone and customer loyalty cards without a warrant.
President Obama paid a surprise vist to Bagram Air Base in Afghanistan yesterday.
The new free trade deal between the US and South Korea will begin with automobiles.
Scientists have determined that some bacteria can actually share electrons with each other when faced with limited food.