Stupidinews! In The Workplace

Dollar General is going to create 6,000 new jobs.  They have grown steadily, and are expanding into new states.  They expect to open 550 stores.

In New York, officials are looking into whether the crew cleaning up after the blizzard was told to work slower, or if they even worked at all.  Rumors are circulating that some workers sat in their car and drank beer, called in sick or were instructed to work slower by some supervisors

But hey, be glad if you got to work on time today.  I hope your iPhone alarm went off, after a glitch caused the alarms to fail.  Several of those who know how to par-tay found themselves running behind.  The good news is, if this happened to you, there is a Yahoo article you can show your boss while you plead for mercy.

New tag: WTH.