StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Tunisia's interim Prime Minister is promising free and fair elections later this year, vowing to retire himself.
• Iranian nuclear talks have come perilously close to complete collapse, but are expected to continue this weekend.
• Eight Somali pirates were killed and another five captured as South Korea military stormed a chemical freighter and rescued 21 crewmen.
• British banking officials are expected to impose heavy restrictions on banks as result of the 2008 financial meltdown but stop short of breaking them up.
• Researchers in quantum computing took another step forward entangling some ten billion pairs of particles with a single radio wave.