StupidiNews!

• President Obama will sign the food safety bill into law today ahead of the new 112th Congress opening tomorrow.
• Defense Secretary Robert Gates says the Pentagon will cut as much as $100 billion in spending on weapons programs.
• California is adopting new standards on 100-watt light bulbs a year ahead of federal provisions, saving the state some $35 million this year.
• President Obama may be considering Goldman Sachs executive and former Clinton Commerce Secretary William Daley as Chief of Staff.
• "Optical traps" allow scientists to see the body's immune system at work destroying invaders.