StupidiNews!

• The Australian city of Brisbane faces unprecedented flooding as the Brisbane River is expected to crest above the city's 1974 record.
• Illinois is poised to abolish the death penalty completely after a log moratorium.
• Doctors for Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords say she has a "101 percent chance of survival" but the extent of the damage she suffered from Saturday's shooting is unknown.
• Germany is struggling to contain a tainted pork and egg scandal prompting China to halt imports of those items from the country.
• Verizon says it will be selling the iPad soon along with the iPhone, and it won't require Verizon's MiFi either.