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• The FBI has arrested over a hundred in a major organized crime sweep picking up members of New York's infamous Five Families.
• Verizon is suing the FCC over net neutrality rules, saying the government has overstepped its authority.
• House Republicans say their next priority will be to rewrite the Clean Air Act to remove the EPA's ability to regulate greenhouse gases.
• President Obama will tap GE CEO Jeffrey Immelt as his replacement for departing economic adviser Paul Volcker.
• Researchers say a species birds of prey called Black Kites decorate their nests to show other birds just how serious they are about guarding them.