StupidiNews!

• Egyptian security forces clamped down on mass protests Wednesday, promising the government "will not allow any provocative movement or a protest or rallies or demonstrations."
• The US Justice Department wants to have all web surfing tracked and mandatory retention of that data for a much longer period of time.
• GOP Sen. Jim DeMint will offer a "Obamacare repeal" bill in the Senate, but it is not expected to beat a filibuster.
• A poll of global investors finds that most believe at least one country will leave the Eurozone and Ireland and Greece will default on their loans by 2016.
• Online news services are teaming up to launch a new service called Ongo ahead of Apple's iPad Daily offering available next month.