Zandar's Thought Of The Day (Now With Tim Pawlenty)

Tim Pawlenty.  Governor.  Republican.  Minnesotan.  Carbon-based lifeform.  Action hero.



This fall, Tim Pawlenty is Tim Pawlenty in "The Tim Pawlenty Story With Tim Pawlenty And Also Special Guest Tim Pawlenty"  featuring:

• Tim Pawlenty
• The Tim Pawlenty Players
• Bronson Pinchot
• Musical Guest: The Tim Pawlenty Experience Featuring Tim Pawlenty
• Paula Poundstone
• The University Of Tim Pawlenty Marching Pawlentys Band
• Tim Pawlenty in 3-D
• Petting Zoo (Alpacas sponsored by Tim Pawlenty)
• Charo
• Via Satellite Tim Pawlenty

And Tim Pawlenty As "The Beaver"!

What, no O Fortuna for your background music?  Slacker.

Well, GOP presidential hopefuls?  Get to work.  You've got a hell of a bar to jump in the self-aggrandizing political commercial department.