StupidiNews!

• With President Mubarak agreeing to step down in September, Egypt's military is asking protesters to go home.
• The TSA is testing less invasive body scanners at three airports across the nation to try to reach a balance of safety and privacy with fliers.
• A new report find the US border with Canada may be far more vulnerable to terrorists than the Mexican one.
• If flooding wasn't bad enough in Australia, Tropical Cyclone Yasi is already taking aim at the drenched state of Queensland.
• Ahead of the Super Bowl, US Customs and Homeland Security are taking aim at internet sites pirating live sports events.