StupidiNews!

• Thousands of Bahrain police swarmed protesters in capital Manama's Pearl Roundabout to forcibly end demonstrations in the tiny Arab state.
• GOP Sen. Scott Brown of Massachusetts revealed to 60 minutes that he was sexually abused as a ten-year old.
• Public broadcasting fights to keep funding that the GOP wants to eliminate completely, and even Washington veterans say this time there will be some major cuts.
• Fed officials continue to have differences over continuing to stimulate the economy by buying bonds.
• French officials are considering taxing Google, Facebook, and other internet giants to help pay for broadband infrastructure.