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• Vowing to "die a martyr in Libya" before being forced to leave, a defiant Qaddafi continues to lose control over the eastern half of the country.
• Former Obama White House chief of staff Rahm Emmanuel has gotten 55% of the vote for Chicago's mayor, avoiding a runoff and succeeding Richard Daley.
• Alaska's GOP Gov. Sean Parnell wants to give massive tax breaks to oil producers to spur oil production, but critics say he's giving away the state for nothing.
• Despite suffering political setbacks over the weekend, German Chancellor Angela Merkel continues to discuss extending the terms of Greece's three-year bailout.
• A new study shows chatting on your cell phone for an extended period of time may boost your brain's metabolism.