StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Japanese nuclear power officials are using seawater to flood and cool a nuclear reactor core damaged by yesterday's massive earthquake.
• Maryland's same-sex marriage law was killed in the State House as several African-American lawmakers balked at the legislation.
• So many people went to the Alaska-based government tsunami warning center's website that it almost failed completely in the midst of yesterday's quake.
• Ireland's petition for easier bailout terms was rejected as EU leaders demanded Irish PM Enda Kenny raise the country's taxes instead.
• A federal judge has denied a motion to throw out the government's order to Twitter to turn over information on WikiLeaks.