StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Libyan rebels have retaken the city of Ajdabiya after NATO air forces bombed Qaddafi tanks outside the city walls.
• The Oxford English Dictionary has added OMG, BFF, IMHO and other net/text acronyms as official words.
• Syrian protests have gone national this weekend as President Bashar Assad's security forces used live ammunition on thousands gathered.
• The Sendai quake and tsunami may lower global automobile production by as much as 600,000 per month.
• Whooping cough is making an unfortunate comeback in the US as vaccinated adults are showing signs of still contracting the disease.