StupidiNews!

• As the Libya civil war continues, the United Nations is sending in a special envoy to try to get both sides to the negotiating table.
• Sen. John Kerry argues that establishing a no-fly zone over Libya wouldn't count as "military intervention".
• Egyptian protesters sacked the state security forces offices in Cairo as the military remains quietly but firmly in charge.
• Couture house Prada is going public on the stock market, just not any European exchange, but Hong Kong's.
• Google plans to roll out an aggressive plan to remotely uninstall Android OS malware...as soon as it rolls out the fix.