StupidiNews!

• Rebel negotiators say Qaddafi may be looking for a ticket out of the country if opposition leaders promise not to prosecute the Libyan leader.
• The Pirate Party has come to Massachusetts as voters can now officially register as Pirates.
• Some Americans are giving up Facebook and other social media for the Lent season.
• Ivory Coast President Laurent Gbagbo has taken control of the country's cocoa exports, driving prices to a 32-year high.
• A Florida Republican wants to revive a bill that would make online companies reveal exactly what they intend to do with customer information collected online.