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• In an extremely rare speech, Japanese Emperor Akihito addressed the nation, asking the people of Japan not to give up and lose hope.
• Pro-Qaddafi forces have taken the eastern Libyan city of Ajdabiyah, the last town before the rebel capital of Benghazi.
• House Republicans have passed another three-week extension on funding for the government, but lawmakers have made it clear that this is the last time.
• Fed officials seem to be indicating that the economy is in good enough shape for the end of "QE2", the Fed's latest plan to buy $600 billion in bods through June.
• EVE Online players are converting in-game PLEX currency to Red Cross donations for Japan in a game-wide campaign.