StupidiNews!

• Qaddafi's whereabouts are unknown as a second night of airstrikes rock Libyan air defenses, leaving his army in disarray.
• House Republicans want to vote on confirming "In God We Trust" as the nation's motto.
• Egyptians voted overwhelmingly to change the country's constitution to strip Mubarak-era restrictions ahead of September's general election.
• T-Mobile's parent company Deutsche Telekom stock soared after AT&T agreed to buy T-Mobile's US operations for $39 billion in cash and stock, creating the largest US mobile carrier.
• University researchers in the US claim that the internet is vulnerable to having backbone control traffic swamped by denial of service attacks, but actually doing it would be extremely difficult.