StupidiNews!

• Radiation from the Fukushima Daiichi plant has been detected in tap water in Tokyo as TEPCO crews continue to try to get cooling systems online.
• GOP presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee wants to reinstate Don't Ask, Don't Tell because "our troops want it", but that's simply not the case according to the Pentagon's own numbers.
• The Supreme Court will hear arguments today on whether or not Miranda rights apply to teenage suspects and when.
• Damage estimates for the Sendai earthquake and tsunami in Japan may top over $300 billion...and rising.
• Mozilla has officially released Firefox 4 to compete with Microsoft's Internet Explorer 9 as the browser wars continue.