StupidiNews!

• Two TEPCO workers have been hospitalized after being exposed to radioactive water while laying power cable at the Fukushima Daiicht nuclear plant.
• The Washington state man suspected of planting a bomb at the Spokane MLK Day parade in January has been indicted on two federal counts.
• The Kansas Senate has easily passed a bill expected to be signed by GOP Gov. Sam Brownback designed to strictly curtail abortions after 22 weeks because of "fetal pain".
• Both Nissan and Toyota say parts shortages due to the Sendai earthquake in Japan will soon prompt work slowdowns in North America.
• Some 133 US cities now offer broadband internet as a public utility, but cable companies say that's an unfair advantage and are lobbying to pull the plug.