StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• A suicide bombing at an Afghan military base killed 5 foreign soldiers, the Afghan Taliban is claiming responsibility for "killing the invaders".
• President Obama used a signing statement on the budget deal to keep funding for his "czars".
• Environmental groups say new plans for oil companies to drill in the Gulf of Mexico have woefully inadequate safety precautions.
• Georgia has become the latest state to sign an Arizona-style immigration law, complete with provisions the courts have found unconstitutional in Arizona's law.
• The FBI has shut down online poker sites, claiming they constitute fraud and money laundering.